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Posted in author, birthday, book trailer, books, bookstore, erotic, erotic romance, erotica, Harlequin, Italian, Italy, lifestyle, naughty, Paris, podcast, romance, romance novels, Russian, sensual, sexy, spies, tagged 007, BDSDM, erotic, Harlequin, Italian, Italy, James Bond, lies, Mondadori, naked, sexy, SM, Spice, spicy, spies, spy, thighs, video on July 20, 2012| Leave a Comment »
Posted in art, author, books, erotic, erotic romance, erotica, fiction, naughty, romance, romance novels, secretary, sensual, sexy, spicy, Uncategorized, women, writer, writing, tagged celebrate, erotic, erotic romance, naughty, romance, rules, secretary, sensual, sexy, short story, spicy, working girl, writer, writing on June 20, 2012| Leave a Comment »
Do you love a quickie?
Oh, you say, you mean hot, sweaty sex with my man? Down and dirty and do-it-to-me before the kids come home or my mother calls back. (God help me if she tracks the GPS on my cell phone to the bedroom).
I mean quickie shorts.
Oh, you say again, you mean the shorts that cut into my butt crack that I haven’t been able to zip up since high school?
No…still not right.
I mean a quick fix for what ails you.
Oh, you say, trying again, biting on a hangnail, you mean a mocha cookie crumble frappuccino®?
No…but you’re making me crazy for a quick trip to Starbucks after I finish writing this blog, so I’ll make it short.
As in Short Story.
Today is International Short Story Day. According to their website: “On the shortest night of the year, June 20th 2012, writers, readers and publishers are again joining forces to celebrate the short story on International Short Story Day.”
To celebrate, I’ve listed my erotic short story “Breaking the Rules” as FREE on Amazon Kindle.
Elaine is a rules-kind-of-girl, whether it’s at work or in the bedroom. She sets out on a journey of self-discovery when she meets the Hunter, who shows her that rules are made to be broken.
This erotic short story is about a working girl who learns you have to ask for what you want.
At work…or in bed.
He whispered in her ear what he wanted her to do, and it was naughty, so naughty. In response, she pushed her pussy up toward him in rhythmic thrusts, allowing her to get lost in the moment. Elaine didn’t care what happened as long as he continued to rub her hard bud glowing deep within her. The sensations were almost more than she could bear, her body swaying back and forth, reeling with the sublime pleasure this man gave her.
“Oh, it feels good, so good,” she moaned.
“Do you want me to keep going, Elaine?” asked the Hunter, slowing down. The burning flame inside her started to ebb…flicker. “I can stop, if you’re uncomfortable.”
She froze. No, he couldn’t do that to her. He couldn’t! Not when she was experiencing such delicious sensations.
“I–I…” she sputtered. Nothing more came out.
Say it, girl! Tell him you want him to keep going.
But she couldn’t.
For all her bravado, Elaine couldn’t ask for what she wanted.
Writing a short story is an art, like making a soufflé or perfect scrambled eggs or giving your man oral sex that drives him crazy. Here are some short story writers whose works are timeless:
Edgar Allan Poe, who wrote sixty-five short stories, including The Pit and the Pendulum; O. Henry’s witty shorts, including The Last Leaf; F. Scott Fitzgerald, who coined the term the Jazz Age; Dorothy Parker’s timeless lament of every single girl, The Telephone Call; and my personal fave, Anita Loos, whose Gentleman Prefer Blondes began as a series of short stories in Harper’s Bazaar with a naughty chick heroine named Lorelei Lee.
So the next time you want a quickie, let your fingers do the work (and his, too, if you’re into that while you’re reading), and download a short story.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear there’s a frappuccino® with my name on it waiting for me…
Ciao and happy reading!
Posted in books, erotic, erotic romance, erotica, romance novels, secretary, Uncategorized, women, writer, writing, tagged alpha male, erotic, fiction, hunter, naughty, romance, rules, secretary, secretary's day, sensual, sexy, short story, spicy, women's fiction, working girl on April 25, 2012| Leave a Comment »
It’s Secretary’s Day!
Have trouble asking for that promotion?
So does Elaine in my indie erotic short story: BREAKING THE RULES.
It’s FREE today and tomorrow on Amazon Kindle!
Elaine is a rules-kind-of-girl, whether it’s at work or in the bedroom.
She sets out on a journey of self-discovery when she meets the Hunter, who shows her that rules are made to be broken.
Enjoy this erotic short story for free today, April 25, and also tomorrow, April 26, about a working girl who learns you have to ask for what you want!
At work…or in bed.
Posted in art, art history, audio podcast, Barnes & Noble, book trailer, books, erotic, erotic romance, erotica, France, Harlequin, Impressionism, Impressionist, Italian, Italy, lifestyle, naughty, Paris, podcast, red, romance, romance novels, sensual, sexy, Spice, spicy, translation, travel, video podcast, women, writer, writing, tagged 1889, art, author, book, books, can-can, erotic, erotic romance, France. French, Harlequin, honeymoon, Impressionism, Italian, Italy, lifestyle, Moulin Rouge, naughty, Paris, Spice, spicy, theatre, time travel, video podcast, writing on April 16, 2011| Leave a Comment »
ROSSOFUOCO — “Fire Red” with ROSE M.J., BACARR JINA, ANDERSEN SUSAN — 3 books in 1 from Harlequin Italy, http://www.eharmony.it/, including my book, Naughty Paris.
My Harlequin Spice time travel about 1889 Paris, “Naughty Paris,” is being re-released in Italy as part of a not-to-be-missed 3-book Special Edition along with novels by M.J. Rose and Susan Andersen.
After being jilted by her fiancé, Autumn Maguire uses her nonrefundable honeymoon tickets to exploreParison her own. Eager to experience the true bohemian lifestyle, she answers an ad for an artist’s model. When she exchanges her clothes for the artist’s lush red cloak, something strange happens…a feeling of intense sensual reawakening overcomes her. Suddenly lightning strikes and through the power of black magic she’s thrust back into…
…the nineteenth century where the scandalous painter Paul Borquet is insisting she become his Titian-haired muse. Between everyone’s strange clothing, the claustrophobic Parisian streets and the overpowering pull of sexual desire, Autumn can’t process…just where the heck is she and how did she get here? And frankly, with Paul’s expert caresses imprinted on her body, does she really care about going back to present day?
I hope you enjoy my video!
Posted in author, diary, erotic, erotic romance, erotica, green leprechaun, Harlequin, holiday, Ireland, Irish, lifestyle, romance, romance novels, sensual, sexy, shamrock, Spice, spicy, St. Patrick's Day, Victorian, Victorian England, tagged Harlequin, holiday, Ireland, Irish, Lady, naughty, romance, sensual, sexy, Spice, spicy, St. Patrick's Day, Victorian, writer, writing on March 17, 2011| Leave a Comment »
I decided to dig through my old pix of Ireland and see what I could find for the wearing o’ the green.
|No, this wasn’t my mode of transportation in Ireland, but it looks like a fun way to see the countryside!|
|Anyone for diving off this cliff?|
|Next time you put your heroine in a castle, remember to add central heating.|
|The sign says “Stop Check Point.” This was before the Belfast Agreement was signed…|
|Happy Patrick’s Day from my
Irish Maid Doll!
Posted in author, candy, chocolate, diary, erotic, erotic romance, erotica, fiction, holiday, lifestyle, romance, romance novels, sensual, Spice, spicy, vampire, Victorian, Victorian England, women, writer, writing, tagged banana, books, chocolate, crumpets, diary, erotic romance, guacamole, Harlequin, holiday, honey, licorice, lifestyle, milk tea, potato chips, reporter, romance, sensual, sexy, snack, Spice, steampunk, vampire, Victorian, writer, writing, zombie on February 18, 2011| Leave a Comment »
By Evelyn Q. Darling
Romance Reporter At Large
February is National Snack Food Month. From greasy potato chips to chocolaty M&M’s, we all love snacks, which makes this reporter wonder: What does a romance heroine snack on between the sheets?
(I know what you’re thinking, but this reporter is not going there.)
You can’t ignore it. Snackin’ is a way of life in the 21st century with snack sales going over the $60 billion mark annually. Yes, that was B as in billion. (Who eats all those Doritos anyway?)
So this reporter was wondering (while she was snacking on peanut butter cookies), what heroines in various romance genres might be inclined to snack on. Think about it: what you give your heroine to snack on today would be different than in the Victorian era.
Crumpets (soft and spongy) dripping with honey were all the rage back in the late 19th century, served with afternoon tea and milk, while a hip modern heroine might snack on a vanilla yogurt parfait topped with granola. (Victorian heroines didn’t worry about calorie overload. They could always cinch in their corset an extra inch or two. A modern heroine doesn’t have that luxury.)
Or if your heroine is a vampire, blood oranges.
How ‘bout a zombie heroine? Zilch, nada. (What do zombies eat anyway?)
If you’re writing a romantic comedy, why not have your heroine throw caution to the wind and indulge in tortilla chips with spicy salsa or gourmet popcorn with real butter.
If your heroine’s a gun-packin’ mama, how ‘bout Snickers and black licorice sticks for fast, on-the-go snacks that she can sink her teeth into while she chasing after the bad guys.
Steampunk? You must have black tea for that British feel, then add red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting for a touch of fantasy.
And finally, erotic. (You thought I forgot?) Bananas, baby. Big, long, juicy bananas.
Need I say more?
Posted in author, books, bookstore, diary, erotic, erotic romance, football, romance, romance novels, sensual, Spice, Super Bowl, women, writer, writing, tagged author, beer, book, erotic, erotic romance, Eve, football, guacamole, Harlequin, Italian, Lady, potato chips, romance, romance novels, Spice, Superbowl, writer, writing on February 3, 2011| Leave a Comment »
by Evelyn Q. Darling
Romance Reporter At Large
It has come to the attention of this reporter that several of you out there, both romance readers and writers alike, are so involved in your reading and/or writing of romance novels that you may not be aware the bastion of male sweat and tight ends will soon be upon us.
Be aware, ladies, this is not to be taken lightly. No amount of cleavage or sexy panting will get your man away from the TV set on Super Bowl Sunday. Trust me, I know.
And if you are a football fan, well, you may know how to play the game, but do you know the top 5 things NOT to do during the game?
This reporter has gone to great lengths to find out.
So before the coin toss on Sunday, let’s get your game face on.
1. This is not the day to have new furniture delivered. Your man wants his lumpy sofa and scratched-up, old coffee table where he can be comfortable and put his feet up and watch the game. His turf, if you will.
2. No flavored sparkling water with teensy lime slices. This is like serving vanilla meringue puffs to a hungry army on the march. Beer is the beverage of choice and plenty of it.
3. Hold the beans and pass the guacamole. This is not the time to try out your extra spicy, three-kinds-of-beans dip. Bathroom breaks are not at the top of his list, even during the commercials. Who wants to miss those?
4. Don’t diss his friends if they show up smelling of beer and cigarettes. It’s a guy thing, believe me. A ritual to see who can smell the worst. Remember the guy in the news recently who didn’t wash his jeans for more than a year? That’s right, keep telling yourself it could be worse.
5. No matter how many potato chip crumbs or pizza toppings fall to the floor or carpet, do not vacuum them up. You will drive him crazy. Not good crazy, bad crazy. He’ll never forgive you if he misses the winning touchdown because of a noisy vacuum. And don’t try vacuuming naked. The only skin he’s interested in during the game is on a football.
One final word from this reporter’s iPad: whether your man pouts or gloats about his team’s performance, make sure you rave about his performance in bed afterward.
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